Canadian police just released Valentine's Day cards with wanted criminals
The Calgary Police department just released a series of Valentine's Day cards — but not the kind you would find in Hallmark.
All five Valentine's Day cards feature a different wanted criminal. The criminal's picture is displayed alongside a physical description, warrant, and contact number.
The cards — dubbed "Valencrimes" — are addressed to the criminals.
Mathew, diamonds and rings don’t seem like your thing… so this #ValentinesDay we got you a different type of bling.— Calgary Police (@CalgaryPolice) February 14, 2020
If you have any information on Mathew, contact us or @StopCrimeYYC. #Valencrimes #yyc pic.twitter.com/o0Pmas1jMb
Each greeting card is decorated with pastel pink colors and heart-shaped stickers, hilariously captioned with plays on typical Valentine's Day tropes.
One card reads, "Brian... you took off without saying goodbye. For Valentine's Day, all we want is a reply!"
Brian... you took off without saying goodbye.— Calgary Police (@CalgaryPolice) February 14, 2020
For #ValentinesDay, all we want is a reply!
If you have any information on Brian, contact us at 403-266-1234 or @StopCrimeYYC.#Valencrimes #yyc pic.twitter.com/CWR9XofWdg
Another card reads, "We only have eyes (and arrest warrants) for you" with a candy heart near the criminal's photo.
#ValentinesDay warrants a special shout out to you, Ryan. Give us a call ‘cause we won’t stop tryin’!— Calgary Police (@CalgaryPolice) February 14, 2020
If you have any information on Ryan, contact us at 403-266-1234 or @StopCrimeYYC#Valencrimes #yyc pic.twitter.com/ng7wMLIc2v
Police also took the opportunity to reference Jennifer Lopez's iconic "Jenny from the Block" song, writing, "We're not fooled by the rocks that you got, you're still Jenny from the (cell) block."
Hey #yyc, let’s get loud! Help us find Jennifer and make us proud! #JennyFromTheBlock— Calgary Police (@CalgaryPolice) February 14, 2020
If you have any information on Jennifer, contact us at 403-266-1234 or @StopCrimeYYC.#Valencrimes pic.twitter.com/GbduhbemIH
So far, Canadians can't get enough of the "Valencrimes" cards.
These are hilarious!— Jennifer Rose (@J3nnif3ros3) February 14, 2020
And some people felt that a promotion was definitely in order.
give whoever made this a raise— Amber 🍂 (@haygurlhay1738) February 14, 2020
While others were feeling lucky that the Calgary Police were watching over their city.
How can't I feel safe in this city? You guys are the best ♥️🤣— Mônica Beckman (@blueIettuce) February 14, 2020
Canadian companies have released some pretty hilarious Valentine's Day cards this year, but "Valencrimes" might just be the most genius thing yet.
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